T-shirt I thought of. I’m gonna be so fucking rich.
My Bloody Valentine - Soft as Snow (but warm inside)
In a deep R&B voice:
Tiffany Tuttle, I’ve been wanting these boots for so very very long, but baby I ain’t got 545 dollars laying around, so boots you’ll be staying in my dreams…my wet dreams.
I want these ridiculous earrings. They’re by Elizabeth Taylor for Avon. I’m 90.
My friend Beau posted this on my facebook and I love it.
Gil’s new Phone Sex Prank in case you didn’t see it. Love it!
